"These men are working up a Rondo thirst! When they get done, they're not gonna want a soda they have to sip. They're gonna want a Rondo! Rondo's lightly carbonated so you can slam it down fast. Rondo has a clean citrus taste that's never sticky. Rondo -- the thirst crusher!"
Remember Rondo? The citrus soda? I do. I drank it by the gallon when I was growing up. Glad someone had this commercial footage: